selamat ulang tahun! happy birthday! bon anniversaire! 생일 축하해! 生日快乐!

i cannot believe you're 10 already. you have existed for a DECADE. that's wild. i still remember your teeny tiny self. you were (and are) so cute. what would my life be without you :")

ok enough cheese for now. you only have 2 (two) years left before you officially become a Teenager(tm), and the next years ahead you'll probably learn a lot about yourself and experience even more cool things in life. it's going to be hard (trust me, i've been one), but please know that you are not alone okkk. not only do you have your peers (same-aged friends) but you also have me and mbak alya (creatures of forgotten past). we'll help you as best as we can, morally and materially.

i believe you will ace your life! you are not a noob! even if life fekin sucks sometimes, you'll get back up! like frisk from undertale, you are a determined fella!

ai lop yu <3
- bat /|㇏^•ᵥᵥ•^ノ|\